What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?